- *walks up to a group of middle schoolers skateboarding*
- lemme show you a trick or two
- *hand me a board*
- this one's called stealing
- *runs away with it*
- *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
- OH MAN
- OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
- I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
- SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
- JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.
How can I begin anything new with all of yesterday in me?
Leonard Cohen, Beautiful Losers (via laughuntilwedie)